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Agent XXX: War on Porn

The FBI is looking for a few good agents... to look at porn. The Washington Post reports that the FBI began recruiting early last month for a new anti-obscenity squad.
Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. … The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.
One agent sums up this new initiative best:
"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."
As bad as the porn industry has gotten, I cannot see how it ranks as "one of the top priorities" in the Justice Department during our War on Terror. As long as we're safe from seeing T&A on our computer screen, we can sleep well... even if there are sleeper cells next door... because wide-eyed, self-pleasuring, libidinous adults satsifying their lasciviousness behind closed doors are much more of an imminent threat to us all.

1 Comments:

  • At 9/21/2005 08:01:00 AM, Blogger Doug Dawg said…

    Very interesting. It is heartening to know that the federal government is going a bit further than mandatory seat belt laws to protect me from me! Here's the link to the article you mentioned, for those wanting to read it:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570.html

     

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