Independent Christian Voice

Saturday

JUST FOR FUN: "Have you ever....?"

Dustbury shared his answers, so I'll share mine. Have you ever... ... smoked a cigarette or tried it? Yes, when I worked during high school and a little in college. ... crashed a friend's car? No. ... stolen a car? No. ... been dumped? Yes... fortunately, only twice ... shoplifted? Yes (as a child) ... been fired/laid off? No, but only because I quit before they could. ... been in a fist fight? Yes, but not by choice and only in my youth. ... snuck out of your parent's house? No. ... been arrested? No. ... gone on a blind date? Too chicken to. ... lied to a friend? Yes, unfortunately — but not maliciously (if that counts). ... skipped school? Yes, especially in college. ... seen someone die? Not in the person's immediate presence. ... been to Canada? Not yet. ... been to Mexico? Yes — Cozumel and Playa del Carmen. ... eaten Sushi? No. Too chicken to. ... met someone in person from the internet? A few. ... taken pain-killers? Just about every day. ... had a tea party? With my daughters, yes. ... cheated while playing a game? Occasionally. But I'm doing much better now. ... fallen asleep at work? Yes, while working graveyard shift. ... used a fake ID? No. ... felt an earthquake? Not that I remember. ... touched a snake? Yes. ... been robbed? As a child, robbed by peer at knifepoint. ... petted a reindeer/goat? Goat, yes. Reindeer, no. ... won a contest? Yes, a few times. ... been suspended from school? No. ... been in a car accident? A few; fortunately none of them my fault. ... had braces? No. ... eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? No. ... witnessed a crime? Yes — assault, DUI. ... swam in the ocean? Yes; love it and miss it. ... sung karaoke? Not publicly. ... paid for a meal with only coins? I don't think so. ... laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Many times. ... been kissed under mistletoe? A couple of times, but why wait for a weed? ... crashed a party? Not intentionally. ... worn pearls? My wife doesn't think I look good in them. ... jumped off a bridge? No. ... ate dog/cat food? To my mother's horror, yes (as a toddler). ... kissed a mirror? I plead the fifth. ... glued your hand to something? Yes... more than once... (I hate Superglue) ... done a one-handed cartwheel? Hardly. ... talked on the phone for more than 6 hours? Never; I don't think I've ever talked more than 2 hours. ... didn't take a shower for a week? Not since I started taking showers; I can't go more than a day without a shower. ... pick and ate an apple right off the tree? Not a good apple. ... been told by a complete stranger that you're hot? Yes, but she was drunking and laughing at me in the process... I'm not sure that counts.

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